What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen
- Nice Guy Eddie: C’mon, throw in a buck!
- Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don’t tip.
- Nice Guy Eddie: You don’t tip?
- Mr. Pink: I don’t believe in it.
- Nice Guy Eddie: You don’t believe in tipping?
- Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
- Mr. Pink: Don’t give me that. She don’t make enough money, she can quit.
- Nice Guy Eddie: I don’t even know a fucking Jew who’d have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you never ever tip, huh?
- Mr. Pink: I don’t tip because society says I have to. Alright, I tip when somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth an effort, I’ll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, that’s for the birds. As far as I’m concerned they’re just doing their job.
- Mr. Blue: Hey, this girl was nice.
- Mr. Pink: She was okay. But she wasn’t anything special.
- Mr. Blue: What’s special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
- Nice Guy Eddie: I’d go over twelve percent for that.
- Mr. Pink: Look, I ordered coffee, alright? And we been here a long fucking time and she’s only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee I want it filled six times.
- Mr. Blonde: Six times? Well, what if she’s too fucking busy?
- Mr. Pink: The words “too fucking busy” shouldn’t be in a waitress’s vocabulary.
- Nice Guy Eddie: Excuse me Mr. Pink, but the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee.
- Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ man, these ladies aren’t starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage and when I did I wasn’t lucky enough to have a job the society deemed tipworthy.
- Mr. Blue: You don’t care if they’re counting on your tips to live?
- Mr. Pink: [rubbing his middle finger and thumb together] You know what this is? The world’s smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
- Mr. White: You don’t have any idea what you’re talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.
- Mr. Pink: So is working at McDonald’s, but you don’t see anyone tip them, do you? Why not, they’re serving you food. But no, society says don’t tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. It’s bullshit!
- Mr. White: Waitressing is the number one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It’s the one jab basically any woman can get, and make a living on. The reason is because of tips.
- Mr. Pink: Fuck all that! I’m very sorry the government taxes their tips, that’s fucked up. That ain’t my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn’t do that, I’ll sign it, put it to a vote, I’ll vote for it, but what I won’t do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you’re givin’ me, I got two words for that: learn to fuckin’ type, ‘cause if you’re expecting me to help out with the rent you’re in for a big fuckin’ surprise.
- Mr. Orange: You know what, you just convinced me. Gimmie my dollar back!
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